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About Johnnersinthe raw

I’m a former jump jockey, currently writing comedy drivel in Alexandria, Egypt. I duz improv. . I’m a storyteller, which means I talk a lot.  I perform psycho sociopathic standup. My heart is in Orkney and the north of Scotland, but – as everyone knows – Egypt was once an island off the coast of Westray, until it drifted south. Don’t ask me why; as they in religion, ‘It’s a Mystery’…… according to my most recent personality test, I am a Perverted Hippy, which I suppose is better than being a Boring Old Twat.
That’s everything about me; you know it all. And if you want to get married, I’m your’s….

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